Do you know LOL?

LOL means "laugh out loud". I think mostly you would laugh out loud, if you read the following story. Once upon a time, there was a man who liked drinking achohol very much. Every time he went home till he was drunk. One day, the man ate out and was drunk again. In the midnight, he came back with a bottle of achohol. He griped the handrail and climbed up wiggly. It was very unfortunate that he missed a step and fell down. The bottle was broken and he found himself sitting on the broken bottle and his bottom and bleeding. Later,upstairs, he looked at his bottom in the mirror and took a piece of band-aid to stick on the bleeding place, and then went to sleep. The next morning, his wife yelled: "How did you spread blood all over the blanket?" The man said: "How could it be? I stuck the wounded place with band-aid. " They turned their head to the mirror and found that the band-aid was on the mirror.